笑話分享(446)

[TCL]

(1)
叔叔：「小明，過來過來，叫叔叔。」
小明：「叔叔好!」
叔叔：「好孩子，你家誰最好？爸爸好，還是媽媽好？」
小明：「爸爸媽媽都好。」
叔叔：「那你家誰最壞？」
小明：「我家沒有壞人，你回自己家找吧!」

(2)
媽媽教導女兒說：「選擇丈夫是一輩子的事，要多方考慮。
你看你爸，什麼都會修，汽車、電器、水龍頭都是自己修，
連衣櫃壞了，他也能自己修……」

女兒打斷道：「我明白了!」
媽媽：「妳明白甚麼啊? 如果妳也找個像你爸這樣的丈夫，
妳一輩子也別想用上新東西!」

(3)
警察：「開門!」
應召女郎：「睡覺呢! 誰啊?」
警察：「臨檢!」
應召女郎：「我和老公出來玩，掃甚麼黃啊!」
警察：「那妳開門讓我看看。」
應召女郎在房內和客人對好了說辭。三分鐘後門開了。
警察和應召女郎四眼相對，目瞪口呆。
應召女郎：「是你啊! 那天你好厲害，壞死了!」
警察：「我X怎麼是妳! 我不是打電話叫妳今晚大掃蕩別出來了嗎?」
應召女郎：「有你罩著我怕啥?」
警察：「這次我保不了妳了。」
應召女郎歪頭往身後一看：「你們都來了啊! 好久不見。」
小隊長喊道：「收隊! 撤!」

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SonyPushPALIAdioдизаMacbцензБольMadoЖелеZoneMiyoSela(БелPeteКудрБархлюдеМедвDaniрабоZoneHerm
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