笑話分享(437)

[TCL]

(1)
一婦人在家擦玻璃時不小心從樓上摔下，正好倒栽進一個垃圾桶裏。
一男人路過，正好看到。
男人掰開婦人大腿一看，立即說道：「這是誰家的呀？真他媽的浪費，
這種貨色起碼還可以用十年！」

(2)
一個女學生晚上去商場購物，出來時已經十點，公車早已停開。
這時她班上一位男同學騎著自行車路過。
男同學對她說：「我載妳回家吧。」女生答應了。
男生說：「我的車沒後座，你坐前面吧。」
於是女生坐在前面，讓男生載回家。
回到家門口，女生下了車。這時她驚奇地發現，
男生的自行車根本就沒有橫桿。

[老魚]

(爽) (爽) (爽)
太好笑了！

[DR.HSU]

第二個笑話，那男的太強了。

這個笑話三十年前曾出現在我們班的共筆笑話集裡頭，那時是說這男同學騎的是女用腳踏車。雖然那時大家都二十幾郎當歲，都嘛硬幫幫定扣扣，但還是覺得太強了。

[李潤宇]

笑話

[cgusunrise429]

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