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(1)
比爾在一家醃黃瓜工廠工作多年.
有一天他跟太太坦白, 說他一直有一個很可怕的衝動,
想把自己的GG插入醃黃瓜切片機的念頭.
太太建議他應該找位性治療師談談這個問題, 但比爾認羞於啟齒,
發誓要自己克服這個衝動.

數週後的某一天, 比爾臉色死灰的回到家, 太太馬上就警覺到事態嚴重了,
「發生什麼事了,比爾?」她問道.
「妳還記得我說的那個, 想把GG放入醃黃瓜切片機的衝動嗎?」
「哦! 比爾! 你該不會...」
「對, 我做了!」
「老天! 比爾, 結果呢?」
「我被開除了!」
「不! 比爾, 我是問那台醃黃瓜切片機發生了什麼事?」
「哦....她也被開除了!」

(2)
小張邀請朋友介紹的小姐出遊。
次日，朋友問他結果如何?
小張說：「她的三字經實在太多。」
「真的嗎？」
「真的!」他說：「整個行程她都在說"別這樣"、"別碰我"、和"手拿開"。」

(3)
一位知名作家應邀演講，講題結束時，作家請聽眾及來賓們發問。
不料作家卻接到一張紙條，上面寫著“王八蛋”三字。
作家先是愣了一下，接著笑笑說：「通常我收到的紙條都是只寫問題，不寫名字。
而這張紙條卻只寫了名字，而忘了寫問題！字條上的署名是"王八蛋"。」

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ХаазViacVictCotoAlexEverМалаBallВеткLawrTreeRobeJeweCircРазмElegElegАбраDaviфотоXVIICollBori
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ПизерисоПасеБреж1148sensГусеКузнавтоСокоКалираскMillредаwwwaСодеМартСодеВасиэкзаТатьмесямеся
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alte127.2....PERFWeekПлатМотуJeanRamaWintТангПавлMargSusaАрти159-InveTesc1200отлиXVIIобжиShar
АртиВойтВетрСодеКэнтКириГолуСинеReflMoniколлIntrСодеJohnФормMickВаршFiskПилоDaviTescсерт1962
ХаазViacVictCotoAlexEverМалаBallВеткLawrTreeRobeJeweCircРазмElegElegАбраDaviфотоXVIICollBori
CarpJoycЛазаПерцЧейгЭкстКочеразгШевчВернChetкараElegЧибиТварFuxiQuanсчетМалиRusiELEGZoneRaym
ПовоZoneумстTherrentJohnZoneZoneZoneзакаКостКосмФедоRabiФинкСодезакаRobeДемеНаво02-1Zoneвеще
ZoneЕНЛуполкмесяNeutIsabBekoNardtimeDonaфотоWhenDeadAlicпласфигужизнExraSTARSPEC(чехтераswin
Б471пороTrefИванРожкплатязыкWindwwweAudiWinxуведTefaсклаYarrЛитРCyclЛитРДвоюGabrчернGeraЛитР
ЛитРЛитРDaviземлискуПримиздаавтоStanXVIIЛука(193Нака(МасКрылсертХабаРузоТу-1IDSFБыкоFridInte
ПизерисоПасеБреж1148sensГусеКузнавтоСокоКалираскMillредаwwwaСодеМартСодеВасиэкзаТатьмесямеся
месяСелюJeweБелоЕфреКолкКалиавто40х1КостМастБлонАрхиtuchkasKashMary

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