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(1)
老李首次到東莞，住宿酒店。
半夜有人敲門，進來個女學生，服務不錯……
以後每次去，都住同一家飯店，有時進來女護士，有時進來女老師，久了也都習慣了……
上個月又去，這回進來個女警，覺得挺新鮮，就撲了上去，結果…………
到現在還沒回台灣。

(2)
最酷的祝福信

祝你:
事業如飛機上做愛: 一日千里；
工作如洞房花燭夜: 一炮走紅；
成就如小孩子的GG: 來日方長；
財富如妓女的收入: 與日俱增；
人如老婦小子做愛: 古道熱腸。

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感謝.

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