笑話分享(13)

[TCL]

(1)
女僕和女主人吵架
[妳燒飯不如我.] 女僕說.
[誰說的?] 女主人問.
[先生說的.] 女僕神氣活現的說: [妳長得也不如我.]
[又是誰說的?]
[先生說的.] 女僕更神氣了: [妳在床上也不如我.]
[又是先生說的.]
[不! 司機小王說的.]

(2)
有位醫師娘丈夫是著名的婦產科醫師.
有一天她去買菜, 突然有位年輕女人在人群中跟她打招呼,
一邊走向她一邊喊: [妳先生真是太棒了! 別人都不行, 妳先生
才兩次, 我就懷孕了.]

(3)
一位女人死了先生.
[請節哀保重,] 友人安慰說: [這陣子恐怕妳要失眠了.]
[我不再失眠了,] 女人說: [至少我知道今晚他睡那裡.]

[jy5358]

(爽)
建議轉po至每日一笑專欄，
不然以後找不到可惜

[monyan]

(爽)

[BenjaminTang]

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