笑話分享(3)2013年最慘的五個誤會

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2013年最慘的五個誤會

誤會一：

今天加班，女同事帶了袋牛奶放在熱水器上加熱，男同事準備去打開水，女同事輕聲說：你摸摸我的奶熱不熱？

男同事說，人多著呢，女同事說，沒關係呀，摸摸又不是讓你喝..

誤會二：

公司老闆在公司找不到二兒子，正好碰到女財務部經理，便問：看見我老二了嗎？

經理臉一紅，低聲說：我一直想看，您不給機會。

誤會三：

男女相親，在茶館面對面坐，語拙無題，男生主動挑起話題，妳是怎樣看待房巿的?

女方一楞低頭沈默許久，說：只要姿勢不要太奇怪，我會儘量配合，但一定要讓我叫出來!

誤會四：

男同學到女同學工作的城市出差，女到飯店探望。談天正投緣，聊到個人收入，問女：你稅後多少錢，

女臉一紅，弱弱回答：同學要睡還提啥錢，今天上床就算我請你吧!

誤會五:

今天下午我的一個男性友人去速食店,剛好手機沒電
我朋友就問女店員:你們有電源嗎?
她說: 先生~~ 我就是店員!
我朋友說: 我要可以插的電源!
女店員給了我的朋友一巴掌

[DR.5]

(爽)

[kwojohn]

(想入非非)

[BenjaminTang]

(爽) (爽) (爽) (爽)

[jy5358]

(爽) (爽) (爽) 第5個514老大有po過,還附圖

[borkum888]

nice ~~~

so nice ~~

[min]

好笑喔!

[旺大]

(爽) (爽) (爽) (爽) (爽)

[Einstein]

(爽) (爽) (爽)

[DXE19]

(爽) (爽) (爽)

[huangjauwen]

(爽) (爽) (爽) (想入非非) (想入非非) (想入非非)

[jliu5287]

(打小人) (打小人) (爽) (爽) (爽) (爽)

[Travis]

真的是誤會大了

[cwhung]

中午用餐時間
某自助餐館前，大排長龍
忽然，一男子神色匆匆
靠近一妙齡OL，輕聲問道：
小姐，我很急，可以借我插一下嗎？ (想入非非)

[jy5358]

中午用餐時間
某自助餐館前，大排長龍
忽然，一男子神色匆匆
靠近一妙齡OL，輕聲問道：
小姐，我很急，可以借我插一下嗎？ (想入非非)

(爽)

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